ChatGPT said:

Got questions about cryptid courtship, accidental sentient appetizers, or how to pronounce “The Lustrum” without summoning anything? Drop me a line! Your message will land in my inbox (not a mysterious vortex… probably), and I promise to respond once I’ve coaxed my cat off my keyboard. Whether it’s fan mail, collaboration ideas, or just a well-timed meme, I’m all ears—six of them if you count my monstrous muses. Speak soon!